Dragon Age: Origins Deserves Remaster With ‘Extra-Realistic Slimy Nipple Textures’ Says Lead Writer

“If we’re excited about remastering games from the very beginning,” David Gaider, lead writer on all three Dragon Age games, reflected on twitter (opens in new tab)“what about Dragon Age Origins? Its graphics were lagging behind even at the time of release… can you imagine with the new bells and whistles of the PS5 era? 🥳”

We’ll pardon the PS5 mention for treating this issue with the seriousness it deserves. After 2008’s well-received Dead Space remake, and with remakes of 2003’s Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, 2005’s Resident Evil 4, and 2007’s first Witcher game on the way, it sure feels like the period. While Gaider hinted at a remaster rather than a remake, there’s a fine line between the two, as another former BioWare employee, Mark Darrah, explained. (opens in new tab).

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